I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality

monster mashing questions

  • ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
  • dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
  • nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
  • creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
  • godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
  • frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
  • the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
  • zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
  • mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
  • king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
  • alien: what is your strangest feature?
  • 50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
  • witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
  • cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
  • nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
  • mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
  • werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
  • freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
  • jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
  • golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
  • leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
  • sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
  • mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
  • robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?
  • brutalboobs:


    here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
    they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.




    the black and white in a colored comic book

    i got told a long time go ” no one cares about you” by a student 

    i got told today. “no one listens to you.” by a student

    then i got told the day before. “maybe its just hard for other people to be around you cause you over think everything, you don’t ever let things slide, you have like this fog around you, i can tell your not happy and others can too, they get scared, and thats maybe why they don’t feel good being around you much or talking to you much, maybe they just want to have fun? i think they find it hard to be close to you cause they need a little of something thats not so.. cloudy something thats not so serious something thats not so sad, i just think its hard for them to understand you and that makes it hard for them to be around you. i just think they need a happy you. but hey what do i know?” by my teacher 

    some time ago someone stopped talking to me.. its taking very hard on me

    and i.. i don’t even like me. maybe my teacher is right I’m the black and white in the colored comic book. as she put me.

    - me

    I’m one of those persons no one really wants to be around


    whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

    Anonymous asked:
    hey i don't know if this is a touchy subject, so if it's out of line you don't have to answer, but why would you rather be called "queer" than "gay"? i'm just curious


    queer and gay are totally two different things and i say this ALL the time. queer is an umbrella term for anyone who isn’t straight. i don’t know what i am but i know i’m obviously not straight so instead of lying i say i’m queer which could really mean anything but straight.


leaf me alone // $9